Archfey Of Slams and Jams

Jul 01
2023

predstrogen:
noellevanious:
romm21:
noellevanious:
*to my redditor transfem gf as i bottom out in her* babe your hole is giving me suuuuch a mouthgasm right now. give me a second i’m getting hit by ALL THE FEELS. youre definitely getting all my updoots. reddit gold my kind woman!
When the bells of rapture ring, you shall not hear the choires of god, for you have brought this filth unto gods great garden
Uhhh i mean haha yes funny reddit moment
Don’t care i’m agnostic
when the bells of rapture ring, they will be drowned out by the sound of tgirl moans. keep fucking her gay ass
keep fucking her gay ass

(via dicknouget)

Jul 01
2023

grimeclown:

old-flesh:
avoidbeing:
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man

(via chrisrainicorn)

Jun 30
2023

thebeardedladyofthelake:

(via skeleton-orb)

Jun 30
2023

owobomber:

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

(via skeleton-orb)

Jun 30
2023

salcristina:

homoqueerjewhobbit:
Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:
See that man in the dog mask? He’s playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?
See that man with a gun? He’s part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, “I won’t speak with you unless I have an attorney present.”

(via skeleton-orb)

Jun 30
2023

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:
loqui-mortuis:
chaos–themralds:
tmmyhug:
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

(via edamamefiend)

Jun 30
2023

normal-horoscopes:

Underrated bit on this website is when an RP blog just jumps into the replies of a post and everyone reacts as if it’s completely normal.
“I don’t like this either Pinkie Pie.”

(via infininoodle)

Jun 30
2023

human–beans:

this is my all time favourite post I’ve ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
ALT

(via infininoodle)

Jun 29
2023

scarlet-sasquatch:

gnomer-denois:
woke-up-on-derse:
onemanstampede:
some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer
in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people
In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.
In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

(via skeleton-orb)

Jun 29
2023

thmuffinman:

My wife got me a tshirt and I fucking love it

(via evilwizard)